Because…DINOSAURS.
I have this theory that if you want something to be a lot more awesome, stick a dinosaur on it. Or in it. Whether it’s a movie, a lunchbox or, in this case, a mascara…although the dinosaurs don’t have much to make with the lash lengthening, curling and separating properties of $25 too amazing for school Dinoplatz Escalator Mascara.
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They do, however, enhance the experience… because they’re cute.
Relatively new around here, too amazing for school is a Korean appeal brand available now at Sephora, where Dinoplatz Escalator gets brontosaurus-caliber good reviews.
I’m pretty sure it’s a tubing mascara…even though Sephora doesn’t refer to it as such, because it’s one of those you have to remove with warm water, and then it kind of slips off.
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It also has an adjustable wand; you twist the dial thingamabob on the cap to lengthen or shorten the brush to create different lash effects, like, extending the brush fully, which is how I normally use it, concentrates on lash curl and length, but shortening the brush concentrates on adding volume.
I mean, the brush is a nifty extra…but this stuff is all about the formula, which, IMO, is better than any every other mascara formula out there at the moment.
Now, I have a hard time getting ecstatic about mascaras these days because ever considering that I got pregnant with baby Girl, my lashes have been on strike. nothing — and I indicate nothing — holds a curl, and every mascara I try has something I don’t like about it…
Except this.
Dinoplatz Escalator makes me ecstatic to wear mascara again because it does absolutely everything well. It curls, lengthens, thickens and defines, and the dark black formula doesn’t flake or smudge.
Wearing mascara doesn’t seem like a chore anymore, and I haven’t even touched my tube of Chanel le volume (which I used to/normally love!) in months.
If you’re trying to find a no-nonsense, dramatic mascara that does everything, don’t miss Dinoplatz Escalator.
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AND, HELLO! — THERE ARE DINOSAURS ON IT!
Your friendly neighborhood appeal addict,
Karen